INFO

> this journal was built on january 06, 2005. the first entry was written on january 07, 2005.
> this current design was made using adobe photoshop. notepad has also proved itself to be indispensible while creating the design.
> i occassionally use images from photostock sites in the creation of templates. it's illegal and i do not condone it. i, however, am god and am heretofore above the law.
> despite the many times my journals have fallen into the wrong hands and gotten me into trouble, i like diaryland.
> my birthday is august 19th. feel free to send me expensive cars and beautiful men. thanks.

DISCLAIMER

> all content is copyright the magnificent entity that is me. if you want to use something - i don't see why you would - just ask me and i'll most likely let you use it as long as you give me credit.
> everything in this diary is my opinion and does not necessarily reflect the opinions of andrew or diaryland... or even myself sometimes. if you've noticed, i have a habit of updating while severly inebriated, so...
> anything you say in my guestbook can and will be held against you. and so will i.
> if you happen to be a family member of mine... do not proceed to read any of this journal's contents. PLEASE.
> if i know you otherwise in real life, i am not comfortable with you reading this journal. i realise that i cannot stop you from doing so, though. HOWEVER. be forewarned: if i talk about you in here, don't get pissy with me. if something i say upsets you, don't read this journal anymore and don't proceed to send a deluge of hate mail to me. or you can talk to me about it - you've probably taken it out of context, anyway. and to be frank, chances are, if i'm bitching about you in here, i probably don't value your opinion anyway. maybe. i refuse to censor myself. if you know me, you know i'm an evil, hateful bitch in the first place, so don't be upset if you see that manifest itself in this journal.
> if i don't bring something up with you that i've written about in here, chances are i probably just don't want to talk about it. don't be annoying and piss me off by asking me about it. i'll probably bring it up eventually.
> you may not like what i say in here. don't let that change the way you perceive me in real life - i'm still the same person. don't judge me by my words. most of the time, i'm in the midst of a mood swing and will probably be over it by the next day.

afterall, people... it's just a diary.

READ ME: a blogger's disclaimer

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